02.08.05:: we're not in socal anymore


I was home sick today, which meant that I spent a lot of time laying around in bed, which also meant that I had a lot of time to think about random things. One of those random things was a reflection on all the signs that showed we don't live in Southern California anymore:

- The word "soy" has been replaced in everything by the word "sausage".

- There are advertisements on the radio for a store called Harley's Liquor & Bait.

- If you drive 0.015 miles away from anything familiar you find yourself on some farmer's land with nothing but silos for landmarks. And they all look like the same silo.

- The local talk radio station, which advertises itself as progressive -- and this is in the state's capital city -- and its weekend staple includes the Farm Report show, with "Fabulous Farm Babe Pam Yonke."

- We get weather patterns from Iowa. I forgot Iowa was even a state.

- You mean there were numbers below zero on my thermometer?!

- Everyone is friendly, you can actually breathe real air, and there isn't a Botox needle in sight.

I love it here!





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