01.30.04 :: a nickel a day keeps you from beating an animal
[rant]

So I got this strange piece of mail the other day from PETA, the People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals. Now, I'm all about animals. Animals are some of my best friends.

What struck me as odd about the mail was that it had a nickel attached and under the nickel a caption read, "You may keep this nickel as a reminder that animals need our help everyday."

I imagined going through my wallet one day, taking out change to give to the Starbucks' cashier, and being moved to say as I opened my change purse, "oh, I can't give you this nickel, this nickel right here that looks exactly like every other nickel in my wallet, because this is the nickel that reminds me not to beat my cat."

Were they just not trying? What was the conversation at the PETA marketing division? "You know, we could make little tokens that people can carry around with them, something with a cute animal on it and the PETA logo so that it reminds them every time they look at it that animals are living creatures that need respect and love, just like humans. Or we could, you know, just stick a nickel in there, because that's about how much it'll cost to make those anyway."

I'm thinking of sending a note to PETA: "Thanks! Now I have something small and metallic to throw at my cat when she pisses me off."

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